1 You know what is sold in the "bulldog" shops.
2 You think that orange is a fashionable colour.
3 You think that Amstel and Heineken are high quality beers.
4 You know what dropjes, hageslag and stroopwaffels are...
5 ...And you know how to pronounce these nouns.
6 You like riding a bike.
7 You perfectly know that the best brand of bikes is Batavus.
8 You begin to get angry when foreign people confuse Holland with the Netherlands and Zeeland with New Zealand.
9 You find it normal to know at least 30 people whose last name begins with "Van", "Van Der" or "Van Den".
10 You know the differences between Albert Heijn and Aldi.
11 Zes Vier Zes Vier!!
12 "TNT' doesn't make you think of an explosive, but of one of the best post services in the world.
13 Cloudy weather 200 days a year is absolutely normal.
14 You enjoy the song "goiemoggel."
15 You call "montain" a hill higher than 100 meters.
16 You think that 150 kilometers is an extremely long distance.
17 You find normal for the Albert heijn shops to be open 7 days a week and until 10 pm.
18 You think it's impossible to buy newspapers somewhere else than in "Bruna"
19 You know what kind of business goes on in a "red light district"
20 You know why the 30th of april and the 5th of may are holidays.
21 You think than someone shorter than 1.85m is a small person.
22 You like the "Kings Peppermint".
23 You go to the beach as soon as the temperature is above 15°.
24 You know how to pronounce the name of cities like "Leeuwarden"? "Geertruidenberg"? "Winterswijk" or "Goes".
25 You are no longer surprised to see opening bridges.
26 You no longer regard windmills as a touristic attraction, but as a normal part of the landscape.
27 When traveling outside of Holland you laugh when you see places calling themselves coffee shops.
28 You know what "vieze buitenlander" means, and proudly proclaim "Ik ben een vieze buitenlander."
29 You start to like the concept of ChipKnip.
30 You find it normal to buy food out of a wall.